Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 264th
The Grand Bazaar of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Laissez-faire, everywhere
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Capitalist Paradise

Population39.014 billion

LeaderAyn Rand's ghost


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 39.014 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,257 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,653 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 4,327th in the world and 126th in the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 160.83 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 264thLargest Populations: 305thLargest Mining Sector: 337thFattest Citizens: 481stHighest Economic Output: 745thMost Avoided: 1,038thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,058thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,339thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,347thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,440thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,555thLargest Retail Industry: 1,804thTop
Smartest Citizens: 3,194thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,250thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,182ndRudest Citizens: 4,327thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,637thMost Influential: 4,866thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,132ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,699thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,891stMost Stationary: 6,802ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,667thLowest Crime Rates: 20,212th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 123rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 148th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 234th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 271st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 417th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 468th in the regionMost Politically Free: 691st in the region

View Forum posts