Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 254th
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Capitalist Paradise

Population40.035 billion

LeaderAyn Rand's ghost


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40.035 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,477 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,754 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, Capitalist Paradisean police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 246,001st in the world and 7,347th in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -64.11 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 254thLargest Populations: 295thLargest Mining Sector: 348thFattest Citizens: 489thHighest Economic Output: 772ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,055thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,330thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,432ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,532ndMost Avoided: 1,636thLargest Retail Industry: 1,924thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,171stSmartest Citizens: 3,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,210thRudest Citizens: 4,368thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,909thMost Influential: 5,085thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,144thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,619thHighest Average Incomes: 5,952ndMost Stationary: 6,433rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,927thLowest Crime Rates: 21,409th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Stationary: 48th in the regionMost Avoided: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 137th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 148th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 269th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 401st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 530th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 604th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 700th in the region

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