Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 275th
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Capitalist Paradise

Population35.751 billion

LeaderAyn Rand's ghost


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 35.751 billion Capitalist Paradiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 7,806 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 218,364 simoleons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 774,306 per year while the poor average 44,421, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 2,557th in the world and 73rd in the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 187.56 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 275thLargest Mining Sector: 298thLargest Populations: 327thFattest Citizens: 438thHighest Economic Output: 617thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 884thMost Avoided: 907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 982ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,001stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,105thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,120thLargest Retail Industry: 1,193rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,383rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,014thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,257thRudest Citizens: 2,557thSmartest Citizens: 2,911thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,995thMost Influential: 3,621stHighest Average Incomes: 4,463rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,752ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,783rdMost Stationary: 7,809thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,277thLargest Black Market: 12,370thMost Politically Free: 15,518thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,819th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Stationary: 70th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 215th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 294th in the region

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