Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 277th
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Capitalist Paradise

Population38.622 billion

LeaderAyn Rand's ghost


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.622 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,227 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,016 simoleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,069th in the world and 32nd in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.19 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 277thLargest Populations: 307thLargest Mining Sector: 340thFattest Citizens: 492ndHighest Economic Output: 737thMost Avoided: 1,024thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,069thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,299thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,308thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,357thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,458thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,464thLargest Retail Industry: 1,747thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,034thSmartest Citizens: 3,147thRudest Citizens: 4,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,244thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,261stMost Influential: 4,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,071stHighest Average Incomes: 5,537thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,816thMost Stationary: 6,864thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,856thLowest Crime Rates: 20,170thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,841st
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 61st in the regionMost Stationary: 62nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 122nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 123rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 128th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 159th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 166th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 209th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 272nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 459th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 517th in the regionMost Politically Free: 554th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 613th in the region

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