The State of Canyamel is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Max von Koenigsegg with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.38 billion Canyamelians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wanderlust. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Canyamelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,661 trillion Wobbies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,379 Wobbies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even secular Canyamelians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canyamel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Automobilism.

Canyamel is ranked 4,350^th in the world and 1^st in Wanderlust for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 18,730.95 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.