The State of Canyamel is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Max von Koenigsegg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.324 billion Canyamelians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wanderlust. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canyamelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,589 trillion Wobbies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 251,415 Wobbies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canyamel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Automobilism.

Canyamel is ranked 7,997^th in the world and 1^st in Wanderlust for Highest Poor Incomes, with 112,713.04 Standard Monetary Units.