Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,689thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,698thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,024th
The Quaker Conglomerate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Nothing is better for thee than me
Richard Cheese Cleese
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population9.617 billion

CapitalLos Angeles
LeaderRichard Cheese Cleese

AnimalQuaker man

The Quaker Conglomerate of Cannula is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Richard Cheese Cleese with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.617 billion Quakers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cannulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion Oats a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,907 Oats, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Being Richard Cheese Cleese has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cannula's national animal is the Quaker man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quakerism.

Cannula is ranked 58,058th in the world and 3rd in Westfalen Westphalia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 6.84 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,689thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,698thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,024thLargest Black Market: 3,063rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,483rdMost Devout: 4,179thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,681stHighest Average Incomes: 9,202ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,435thHighest Economic Output: 10,055thHealthiest Citizens: 10,813thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,725thLargest Governments: 11,791stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,211thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,726thMost Developed: 13,998thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,139thLowest Crime Rates: 15,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,554thMost Efficient Economies: 16,164thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,448thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,142ndLargest Insurance Industry: 20,417thBest Weather: 22,258thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,462nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

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