The Smoke Group of Cannitopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Wheezy with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.641 billion Cannitopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budtopolis. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cannitopian economy, worth 220 trillion Buds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 83,452 Buds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, workers have seized control of the economy, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Buds of property damage. Crime is totally unknown. Cannitopia's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sublime.

Cannitopia is ranked 254,342^nd in the world and 1,479^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -12.73 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.