Population | 25.585 billion |
Capital | The Secret Greenhouse |
Leader | The Horticulturist |
Faith | Cannabis Spirituality |
Currency | ounce |
Animal | owl |
The Wonderful World of Cannabis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Horticulturist with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.585 billion Cannabisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Secret Greenhouse. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cannabisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,035 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 274,974 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and Cannabis has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown. Cannabis's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cannabis Spirituality.
Cannabis is ranked 5,384th in the world and 1st in The Cannabis Region for Most Stationary, with 3,125.70633288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cannabis, Cannabis has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Cannabis, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Cannabis, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Cannabis, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Cannabis, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Cannabis, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Cannabis, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Cannabis, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
- : Following new legislation in Cannabis, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
- : Following new legislation in Cannabis, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".