Rudest Citizens: 487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,439thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,628th
The Corporate Haven of
Corporate Bordello
A.B.E.T. Always Be Evading Taxes
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Canasius

Population2.041 billion

CapitalLibtardtopia
LeaderBig Ape
FaithFree Markets

CurrencyCrypto-cannabis
AnimalTax Collector

The Corporate Haven of Canasius is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Ape with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.041 billion Canasiusians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libtardtopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Canasiusian economy, worth 427 trillion Crypto-cannabis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 209,311 Crypto-cannabis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,252,502 per year while the poor average 15,897, a ratio of 78.8 to 1.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and tabloids coo over Big Ape's expected child. Crime is almost non-existent. Canasius's national animal is the Tax Collector, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Free Markets.

Canasius is ranked 14,503rd in the world and 31st in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 75.73 quips per hour.

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1%
Rudest Citizens: 487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,439thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,628thLargest Retail Industry: 1,700thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,585thMost Influential: 2,587thTop
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,203rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,265thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,313thFattest Citizens: 3,508thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,697thMost Avoided: 3,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,380thLargest Mining Sector: 6,183rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,235thHighest Average Incomes: 6,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,894thMost Secular: 7,834thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,434thMost Efficient Economies: 8,886thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,388thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,485thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,646thMost Armed: 12,870thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,548thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,602ndSmartest Citizens: 14,503rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,212thLargest Governments: 22,607thMost Pro-Market: 23,699thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,830thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,879thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,185thMost Developed: 24,260thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,973rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 26,852nd
Top
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionTop
10%
Most Avoided: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, tabloids coo over Big Ape's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Canasius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Canasius lodged a message on the Lands End Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless.
  • : Canasius voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, Canasiusian actors literally work from cradle to grave.
  • : Following new legislation in Canasius, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.

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