Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6,613thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,917thLargest Mining Sector: 7,880th
The Goosedom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
From Sea to Sea
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Canadian Dominion

Population2.838 billion

CapitalToronto
LeaderHjonkson the Goose
FaithHockey

CurrencyCanadian Dollar
AnimalGoose

The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hjonkson the Goose with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.838 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 339 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,622 Canadian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 526,497 per year while the poor average 17,060, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

Netizens fiercely argue over who loves Hjonkson the Goose more, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Canadian Dominion's national animal is the Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hockey.

Canadian Dominion is ranked 196,018th in the world and 151st in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Poor Incomes, with 17,060.64 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6,613thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,917thLargest Mining Sector: 7,880thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,184thMost Influential: 10,159thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,999thLargest Black Market: 11,879thMost Avoided: 12,971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,084thTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 17,391stMost Corrupt Governments: 18,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,659thMost Efficient Economies: 22,561stMost Developed: 23,816thMost Secular: 26,036thHighest Average Incomes: 26,396th
Top
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Canadian Dominion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Canadian Dominion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Dominion, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Dominion, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Dominion, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Dominion, netizens fiercely argue over who loves Hjonkson the Goose more.
  • : Canadian Dominion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Canadian Dominion's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Canadian Dominion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Canadian Dominion, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.

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