The Socialist Federation of Canadian Democratic Republics is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Workers' Party of Canada with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 787 million Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vancouver. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Canadian economy, worth 65.0 trillion West Canadian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 82,647 West Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, nations across the world are quick to praise Workers' Party of Canada's good looks and intellectual prowess, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadian Democratic Republics's national animal is the Red-Bellied Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Canadian Democratic Republics is ranked 130,827^th in the world and 635^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 104.99074530588 days.