The Kingdom of Canadian Cape Town is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.076 billion Canadian Cape Townians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The all-consuming Canadian Cape Townian economy, worth 951 trillion Canadian rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 85,929 Canadian rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 332,020 per year while the poor average 15,268, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

The country is littered with broken homes, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Canadian Cape Town's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Canadian Cape Town is ranked 289,691^st in the world and 76^th in matheo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 32.42 law-abiding acts per hour.