Most Advanced Public Transport: 731stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 895thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,000th
The Grand Armored Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Precursers of Something, Hopefully
I The Leader
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Camokilland

Population16.699 billion

CapitalThe Wheel
LeaderI The Leader

CurrencyCutialle
AnimalNine Headed Hydra

The Grand Armored Empire of Camokilland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by I The Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 16.699 billion Camokillnadions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wheel. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Camokillnadion economy, worth a remarkable 3,185 trillion Cutialles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,750 Cutialles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime is totally unknown. Camokilland's national animal is the Nine Headed Hydra, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Camokilland is ranked 37,891st in the world and 1st in Epicenter Of Prosperity for Most Income Equality, scoring 66.5 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 731stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 895thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,163rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,182ndMost Cultured: 1,270thMost Developed: 1,363rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,505thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,521stHighest Food Quality: 1,569thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,607thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,770thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,885thLargest Governments: 1,906thHealthiest Citizens: 1,993rdNicest Citizens: 2,024thLowest Crime Rates: 2,454thMost Inclusive: 2,494thTop
5%
Best Weather: 2,834thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,077thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,403rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,432ndSmartest Citizens: 4,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,283rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,304thMost Efficient Economies: 4,550thHighest Economic Output: 5,222ndSafest: 5,337thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,224thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,316thHighest Average Incomes: 8,344thMost Patriotic: 8,581stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,621stMost Armed: 9,634thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 16,807thMost Devout: 19,344thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,799thMost Influential: 26,120th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Camokilland, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Camokilland, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Camokilland, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
  • : Camokilland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Camokilland, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Camokilland, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Camokilland, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Camokilland, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Camokilland, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Camokilland, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive.

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