Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,492ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,367th
The Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Un Bro Momento
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Camelistan

Population122 million

CurrencyCamel Juice
AnimalCamel

The Sultanate of Camelistan is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 122 million Camels are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The very strong Camelistanian economy, worth 9.71 trillion Camel Juices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,577 Camel Juices, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Air Camelistan is rumored to receive more government funding than the Camelistanian Air Force, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Camelistan's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Camelistan is ranked 110,707th in the world and 9th in Inferno Stellaria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,021.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,150thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,492ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,367thMost Devout: 20,297thMost Conservative: 21,276th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Camelistan, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Camelistan, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Camelistan, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Camelistan, Air Camelistan is rumored to receive more government funding than the Camelistanian Air Force.
  • : Camelistan's influence in Inferno Stellaria rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Camelistan changed its national demonym to "Camel".
  • : Camelistan altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Camelistan, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Camelistan, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Camelistan, behind every local dictator is a Camelistanian advisor whispering in their ear.

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