Population | 8.493 billion |
Capital | Callidium |
Leader | Oscar Weirman |
Currency | Callidian Quam |
Animal | Wolf |
The United Socialist States of Callid is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Oscar Weirman with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.493 billion Callidians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callidium. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Callidian economy, worth 926 trillion Callidian Quams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,093 Callidian Quams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Callid's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Callid is ranked 116,464th in the world and 133rd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 323.32550140488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Callid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Callid, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Callid was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Callid, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
- : Following new legislation in Callid, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in Callid, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Callid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Callid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Callid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Callid, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.