Most Valuable International Artwork: 184thMost Influential: 2,018thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,223rd
The Undead Creamy Brown Colony of
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Caffeine Addicts

Population10.895 billion

CapitalJava City
LeaderGeneric Leader

Currencycoffee bean
AnimalPalm Civet Cat

The Undead Creamy Brown Colony of Caffeine Addicts is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generic Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.895 billion Addicts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Java City. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Addicted economy, worth a remarkable 2,362 trillion coffee beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,800 coffee beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, news headlines suggest that Generic Leader has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Caffeine Addicts's national animal is the Palm Civet Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beanology.

Caffeine Addicts is ranked 110,484th in the world and 62nd in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,025.33 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 184thMost Influential: 2,018thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,223rdTop
Most Developed: 2,713thMost Inclusive: 2,955thMost Pacifist: 2,979thSafest: 2,992ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,074thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,090thSmartest Citizens: 3,144thHighest Food Quality: 3,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,861stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,135thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,270thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,350thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,658thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,005thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,148thMost Cultured: 5,213thHighest Average Incomes: 5,984thHealthiest Citizens: 6,051stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,249thNicest Citizens: 6,885thLowest Crime Rates: 7,204thLargest Retail Industry: 7,697thHighest Economic Output: 7,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,953rdLargest Governments: 8,051stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,694thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,136thRudest Citizens: 9,984thBest Weather: 10,482ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,544thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,705thMost Secular: 12,130thMost Efficient Economies: 12,404thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,785thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,340thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,066thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,005th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the region