Population | 700 million |
Capital | Diuretic City |
Currency | florin |
Animal | parrot |
The People's Republic of CacaPoopPoop is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 700 million Poops are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diuretic City. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Poopy economy, worth 41.1 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,680 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CacaPoopPoop's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
CacaPoopPoop is ranked 222,860th in the world and 3,337th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 28.10152368168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CacaPoopPoop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in CacaPoopPoop, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
- : Following new legislation in CacaPoopPoop, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in CacaPoopPoop, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in CacaPoopPoop, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
- : Following new legislation in CacaPoopPoop, religion makes people horny.
- : CacaPoopPoop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : CacaPoopPoop's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : CacaPoopPoop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in CacaPoopPoop, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.