Population | 5.7 billion |
Capital | Bwahahahaha City |
Leader | Bwahahahaha |
Faith | Bwahahahaha |
Currency | Bwahaha |
Animal | Bwahaha Sheep |
The Bwahahahaha of Bwahahahaha is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bwahahahaha with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.7 billion Bwahahahahans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bwahahahaha City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Bwahahahahan economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion Bwahahas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 265,405 Bwahahas, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, the ban on cars has been repealed, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bwahahahaha's national animal is the Bwahaha Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bwahahahaha.
Bwahahahaha is ranked 45,388th in the world and 73rd in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 966.75981182888 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bwahahahaha, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in Bwahahahaha, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Bwahahahaha, the ban on cars has been repealed.
- : Following new legislation in Bwahahahaha, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in Bwahahahaha, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Bwahahahaha, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
- : Following new legislation in Bwahahahaha, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in Bwahahahaha, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Bwahahahaha, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
- : Following new legislation in Bwahahahaha, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.