Largest Welfare Programs: 1,108thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,392ndMost Pacifist: 2,016th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Take only what a chip can hold
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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BurritoBowl

Population4.595 billion

CapitalFrijoledelphia

CurrencyQueso
AnimalArmadillo

The United Socialist States of BurritoBowl is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.595 billion Beans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frijoledelphia. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient BurritoBowlian economy, worth 679 trillion Quesoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 147,848 Quesoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered BurritoBowlian weed picker are way up, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and billions of Quesoes are spent to take high-quality photos of the Armadillo Nebula. Crime is totally unknown. BurritoBowl's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BurritoBowl is ranked 4,655th in the world and 7th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Developed, scoring 94.81 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,108thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,392ndMost Pacifist: 2,016thMost Inclusive: 2,107thNicest Citizens: 2,127thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,192ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,194thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,466thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,596thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,157thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,584thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,015thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,443rdMost Cultured: 4,541stMost Developed: 4,655thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,686thBest Weather: 4,991stLargest Governments: 5,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,492ndSmartest Citizens: 6,566thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,904thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,274thHealthiest Citizens: 7,814thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,847thMost Secular: 8,922ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,006thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,459thRudest Citizens: 11,876thMost Efficient Economies: 12,071stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,653rdTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 16,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,154thMost Income Equality: 26,265thHighest Drug Use: 28,532nd
Top
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BurritoBowl, billions of Quesoes are spent to take high-quality photos of the Armadillo Nebula.
  • : BurritoBowl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in BurritoBowl, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : BurritoBowl's influence in Nudist Dreamland rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in BurritoBowl, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered BurritoBowlian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in BurritoBowl, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in BurritoBowl, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in BurritoBowl, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in BurritoBowl, Leader's personal home is one of Nudist Dreamland's most notorious party destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in BurritoBowl, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.

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