Most Primitive: 2,758thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,714thMost Avoided: 8,237th
The Ordensstaat of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Es gibt keine Hoffnung unter die Schwarze Sonne.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Rare

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Burgundian Empire

Population4.572 billion

CapitalOst-Paris
LeaderHerr Poopenfärten
Faiththe Burgundian System

CurrencyBurgundische Mark
Animaleagle

The Ordensstaat of Burgundian Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Herr Poopenfärten with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.572 billion Burgundians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ost-Paris. The average income tax rate is 43.0%.

The large but inefficient Burgundian economy, worth 263 trillion Burgundische Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,541 Burgundische Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Burgundian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burgundian Empire's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Burgundian System.

Burgundian Empire is ranked 131,709th in the world and 8th in Nova Libertatia for Most Stationary, with 246.89447393188 days.

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Most Primitive: 2,758thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,714thMost Avoided: 8,237thMost Authoritarian: 11,319thMost Patriotic: 12,304thMost Conservative: 13,692ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,631stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 19,333rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,553rdMost Devout: 21,681stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,569thLargest Black Market: 23,168th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionMost Conservative: 51st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Burgundian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Burgundian Empire, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Burgundian Empire, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in Burgundian Empire, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Burgundian Empire, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Burgundian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Burgundian Empire, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
  • : Burgundian Empire's influence in Nova Libertatia fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Burgundian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Burgundian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Burgundian Empire's influence in Nova Libertatia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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