Population | 3.058 billion |
Capital | Das Heiligtum |
Leader | Volkskommandant Smith |
Currency | kromer |
Animal | King Cobra |
The Ewiges Imperium of Burgerwher is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Volkskommandant Smith with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.058 billion Whermen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Heiligtum. The average income tax rate is 45.4%.
The all-consuming Burgerwherian economy, worth 384 trillion kromers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,618 kromers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, money grows on trees, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "Volkskommandant Smith's stash". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Burgerwher's national animal is the King Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Burgerwher is ranked 231,473rd in the world and 6,861st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 24.35183858148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Burgerwher's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Burgerwher's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Burgerwher was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Burgerwher's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Burgerwher altered its national flag.
- : Burgerwher was refounded in Osiris.
- : Burgerwher ceased to exist in Balder.
- : Burgerwher's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Burgerwher's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Burgerwher was refounded in Balder.