The District of BuJumbura St Marie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.853 billion BuJumbura St Marieans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The thriving BuJumbura St Mariean economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,476 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,353 per year while the poor average 7,048, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, BuJumbura St Marie's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and BuJumbura St Marie has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. BuJumbura St Marie's national animal is the deer.

BuJumbura St Marie is ranked 286,224^th in the world and 8^th in Bujumbura for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.86 law-abiding acts per hour.