The Isle of Bryn tee is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.145 billion Bryn teeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardiff. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The strong Bryn teean economy, worth 317 trillion Stirlings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 38,962 Stirlings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,034 per year while the poor average 2,471, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, and citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bryn tee's national animal is the Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Bryn tee is ranked 263,795^th in the world and 24^th in Guinea Kiribati for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.94 law-abiding acts per hour.