The Free Land of Bruzzundunga is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Baby Jane Hudson with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.567 billion Bruzzundungans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaguarlandia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bruzzundungan economy, worth 479 trillion Cocoa Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 186,891 Cocoa Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Bruzzundunga after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruzzundunga's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-theism.

Bruzzundunga is ranked 2,744^th in the world and 45^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 162.18 quips per hour.