Most Secular: 724thSafest: 755thLowest Crime Rates: 1,023rd
The Free Land of
Authoritarian Democracy
The only fight lost is the one that was abandoned.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population2.567 billion

LeaderBaby Jane Hudson

CurrencyCocoa Beans

The Free Land of Bruzzundunga is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Baby Jane Hudson with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.567 billion Bruzzundungans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaguarlandia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bruzzundungan economy, worth 479 trillion Cocoa Beans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 186,891 Cocoa Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Bruzzundunga after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruzzundunga's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-theism.

Bruzzundunga is ranked 2,744th in the world and 45th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 162.18 quips per hour.

Most Secular: 724thSafest: 755thLowest Crime Rates: 1,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,405thMost Developed: 1,538thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,565thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,634thMost Influential: 1,705thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,849thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,925thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,081stLargest Governments: 2,222ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,241stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,584thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,744thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,814thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,837thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,958thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,082ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,264thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,353rdBest Weather: 3,469thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,502ndMost Pacifist: 3,886thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,891stMost Inclusive: 3,891stHighest Food Quality: 3,941stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,439thMost Cultured: 4,863rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,435thNicest Citizens: 5,714thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,076thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,555thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,745thMost Patriotic: 8,166thHighest Average Incomes: 8,851stMost Income Equality: 8,873rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,200th
Safest: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 80th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 101st in the regionMost Patriotic: 109th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 124th in the regionNicest Citizens: 145th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionMost Stationary: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Bruzzundunga after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Bruzzundunga voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Bruzzundunga was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Bruzzundunga, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 108 » Marxmeans, Shamian, Itilien, Kethania, Karelianastan, Bibliophilius, Rubumba, Picuros, Rezsia, Doultrenia, Phallas, The Reunification of Korea, Soviet Felines, Huelistan, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Thebrin, Vulga, Feyrisshire, Rothnia, Council of America, Parangaba, Arbados Balarascia, United States of Stalinia, Pro Bey, Maogeji, Saorta, Tewi, Virdmar, Ganjallia, Slakchtreen, The Greater Tulsa Area, Yeniseisk, Natiri, North Fluedan, Debordan, United Of Communist, Maxuus, Therlica, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Globialia, Luftetia, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Federal Republic of Rogarland, Seungli, Uinted Communist of Africa, Berlin Commune, Grebanistan, New Soviet States of America, Tastiana, Illeron, and 58 others.Unified Communist Councils, Cassaracen, Amogus diwan, Dudaev, South Merwervader Islands, Techno Socialystiche, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Shinzhou, -Gregoria, Mal SUncu, Brauengen, United States of Buffaloia, Konzhov, Floreznia, Transbiansylvania, Keltische, Kheltchistan, Councilist Communes, Soviet State of Covernant, Terlas, Borealian Communes, Pangeaeae, Autohorne, Saint Basilia, Timofeyland, The Aquaria, Heitoria, Mycenaean United States, Mallissa, Greater Hongshan, The Bon Fa Islands, Drachmia, Sodoran Alesia, Wice, Kraykon, Sopielepit, East Shancia, Empire of china, The Steephills, Rouvenor, Rohvenn, Afronovia, Cinnamon Valley, 104 Partisans, The Transmanian Islands, The Movion, Arpol, Halsoni, Socialist Balkon, Vinidad, Europa volksdemokratisch sozialistisch, Arzekt, Pogging Through The Pain, The Skrogs, Comuny, Flying-Penguins, Repolaa, and Carrico.