The Commonwealth of Brusseldorf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Abelt Imtiyaz Nejem with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.137 billion Brusseldorfen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Environment and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenmore. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Brusseldorfen economy, worth a remarkable 4,205 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 260,596 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, the government spends billions to protect Brusseldorf from a disaster that is one in a million, and 90% of active duty BAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brusseldorf's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brusseldorf is ranked 255,557^th in the world and 12^th in Australialia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -19.83 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.