The White Dragon Republic of Brunssum is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Village Idiot with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.966 billion Brunssumians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prince Hendrik. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Brunssumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,089 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 292,832 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, and digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution. Crime is totally unknown. Brunssum's national animal is the Furby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Brunssum is ranked 2,577^th in the world and 59^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 117 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.