The United British Democracy of Brum Brum is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Major with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.742 billion Brum Brumians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brumias. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brum Brumian economy, worth an astonishing 10,708 trillion brummy gems a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 542,404 brummy gems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Brumias's playgrounds, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by Tim Major. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brum Brum's national animal is the dalmation, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Majorism.

Brum Brum is ranked 8,785^th in the world and 16^th in European Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,550.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.