Highest Poor Incomes: 43rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 43rdLargest Black Market: 63rd
The United Duchies of
Democratic Socialists
Octo Ut Unum
High Duke Nikolai III
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Brum Brum

Population23.706 billion

CapitalCair Para
LeaderHigh Duke Nikolai III
FaithChristianity

Currencybrummy gem
AnimalLion

The United Duchies of Brum Brum is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Duke Nikolai III with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 23.706 billion Duchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cair Para. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Brum Brumian economy, worth an astonishing 15,820 trillion brummy gems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 667,382 brummy gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, High Duke Nikolai III's reputation is hard as nails, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brum Brum's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brum Brum is ranked 2,017th in the world and 7th in European Union for Most Cultured, scoring 264 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 43rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 43rdLargest Black Market: 63rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 111thHighest Average Incomes: 135thMost Subsidized Industry: 138thMost Patriotic: 142ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 145thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 150thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 191stMost Efficient Economies: 259thHighest Economic Output: 281stMost Devout: 294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 300thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 338thMost Corrupt Governments: 428thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 465thLowest Crime Rates: 477thLargest Retail Industry: 532ndMost Armed: 645thLargest Governments: 696thLargest Information Technology Sector: 829thMost Developed: 1,074thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,346thRudest Citizens: 1,500thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,501stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,708thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,977thMost Cultured: 2,017thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,446thSmartest Citizens: 2,700thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,349thHealthiest Citizens: 3,898thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,985thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,064thLargest Mining Sector: 4,342ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,486thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,501stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,853rdHighest Food Quality: 8,908thLargest Populations: 10,071stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,156thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,094thMost Income Equality: 22,116thMost Influential: 22,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,560thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,766th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brum Brum, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Brum Brum, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
  • : Following new legislation in Brum Brum, High Duke Nikolai III's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Brum Brum, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Brum Brum, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.
  • : Following new legislation in Brum Brum, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Following new legislation in Brum Brum, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Brum Brum, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Brum Brum, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Brum Brum, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.

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