The Queendom of Brown Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.77 billion Dragons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Brown Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,317 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,239 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brown Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Brown Dragonia is ranked 9,455th in the world and 264th in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.1 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Brown Dragonia, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers.
- : Following new legislation in Brown Dragonia, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Brown Dragonia, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Brown Dragonia, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away.
- : Following new legislation in Brown Dragonia, the government is funneling billions into Cape Brown Dragonia following the shuttle crash.
- : Following new legislation in Brown Dragonia, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen.
- : Brown Dragonia was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Brown Dragonia, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
- : Following new legislation in Brown Dragonia, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
- : Following new legislation in Brown Dragonia, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Brown Dragonia.