Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,460thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,621stMost Influential: 2,949th
The Province of
Left-wing Utopia
Motto
Hertog Jan
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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Broabant

Population1.698 billion

Capital's-Hertogenbosch
LeaderHertog Jan
FaithAtheism

Currencyeuro
Animallion

The Province of Broabant is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Hertog Jan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.698 billion Brabanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 's-Hertogenbosch. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Brabantian economy, worth 127 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,356 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Broabant's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Broabant is ranked 92,696th in the world and 458th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 76.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,460thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,621stMost Influential: 2,949thMost Pacifist: 2,957thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,032ndBest Weather: 4,331stSafest: 4,385thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,438thNicest Citizens: 4,690thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,727thMost Inclusive: 5,341stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,546thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,889thHealthiest Citizens: 6,345thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,299thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,122ndHighest Food Quality: 9,377thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,281stMost Income Equality: 11,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,235thLowest Crime Rates: 12,355thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,387thLargest Governments: 13,839thMost Secular: 15,656thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,668thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,677th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionMost Income Equality: 44th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 56th in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79th in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Inclusive: 107th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionMost Extreme: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 126th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Broabant, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Broabant endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Anglinia.
  • : Following new legislation in Broabant, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Broabant was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Anglinia.
  • : Broabant endorsed The Federal Republic of Burvenchkaht.
  • : Following new legislation in Broabant, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Broabant was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Burvenchkaht.
  • : Following new legislation in Broabant, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Broabant, fruit pickers with degrees in lion psychology are a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Broabant, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.

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