Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd Highest Average Incomes: 2nd
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Bright Angel

Population31.495 billion

CapitalFlagstaff
LeaderJohann der Becker
FaithVeni vidi vici

Currencyzuchs
Animalred bearded woodchuck

The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.495 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 37,736 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,198,161 zuchs, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Large areas of Bright Angel are not accessible by the public, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, workers' complaints never reach central planning, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 23,080th in the world and 3rd in Macfora Forever for Most Developed, scoring 72.48 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 4thHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thMost Subsidized Industry: 16thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thLargest Governments: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27thLowest Crime Rates: 30thMost Avoided: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 66thLargest Black Market: 69thMost Devout: 92ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 114thHighest Poor Incomes: 126thHighest Average Tax Rates: 204thMost Stationary: 278thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 628thFattest Citizens: 886thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,167thMost Conservative: 1,255thLargest Populations: 1,349thRudest Citizens: 1,526thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,649thSmartest Citizens: 1,683rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,111thMost Influential: 4,863rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,267thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,551stMost Authoritarian: 9,562ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,476th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, large areas of Bright Angel are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of red bearded woodchucks and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.

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