Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Black Market: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Bright Angel

Population37.452 billion

CapitalFlagstaff
LeaderJohann der Becker
FaithVeni vidi vici

Currencyzuchs
Animalred bearded woodchuck

The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.452 billion Bright Angelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 48,346 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,290,890 zuchs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 258,783rd in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -62.53 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Black Market: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 4thHighest Poor Incomes: 8thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9thMost Patriotic: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Governments: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdLowest Crime Rates: 29thMost Subsidized Industry: 40thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45thMost Efficient Economies: 79thMost Avoided: 81stMost Devout: 94thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 134thHighest Average Tax Rates: 184thMost Stationary: 250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 442ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 453rdMost Conservative: 810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 853rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,146thLargest Populations: 1,233rdFattest Citizens: 1,295thSmartest Citizens: 1,355thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,681stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,906thRudest Citizens: 2,546thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,448thMost Influential: 6,009thMost Authoritarian: 6,958thLargest Retail Industry: 10,380thTop
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Most Developed: 13,253rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,492nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.

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