Largest Black Market: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Bright Angel

Population34.573 billion

CapitalFlagstaff
LeaderJohann der Becker
FaithVeni vidi vici

Currencyzuchs
Animalred bearded woodchuck

The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.573 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 43,379 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,254,729 zuchs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,824,220 per year while the poor average 224,727, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Johann der Becker's portrait, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room", and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 9,097th in the world and 3rd in Macfora Forever for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 12,000.97 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,312thMost Conservative: 4,407thMost Influential: 6,023rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,097thMost Authoritarian: 9,559thTop
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room".
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Johann der Becker's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, art criticism in Bright Angel is scathingly destructive.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Bright Angelian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Bright Angel is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

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