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The Sadistic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bright Angel

Population33.125 billion

CapitalFlagstaff
LeaderJohann der Becker
FaithVeni vidi vici

Currencyzuchs
Animalred bearded woodchuck

The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.125 billion Bright Angelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 41,387 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,249,438 zuchs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bright Angel is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Macfora Forever, they who do not work shall not eat, and betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 755th in the world and 2nd in Macfora Forever for Most Developed, scoring 98.49 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Black Market: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 20thLargest Governments: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 27thMost Avoided: 37thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50thMost Efficient Economies: 67thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71stMost Devout: 88thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 222ndMost Stationary: 267thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 731stMost Developed: 755thLongest Average Lifespans: 890thFattest Citizens: 1,111thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,200thLargest Populations: 1,314thSmartest Citizens: 1,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,673rdMost Conservative: 1,886thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,420thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,312thRudest Citizens: 3,451stMost Influential: 5,769thMost Authoritarian: 5,809thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,030thLargest Retail Industry: 8,451stTop
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Most Extreme: 17,268th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Macfora Forever.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Bright Angel is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.

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