Highest Economic Output: 1stLargest Black Market: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Bright Angel

Population35.451 billion

CapitalFlagstaff
LeaderJohann der Becker
FaithVeni vidi vici

Currencyzuchs
Animalred bearded woodchuck

The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.451 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 44,826 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,264,454 zuchs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,211,004 per year while the poor average 202,005, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

Bright Angelian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, it takes a village to catch a criminal, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 51,667.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Economic Output: 1stLargest Black Market: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2ndHighest Average Incomes: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 5thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8thMost Patriotic: 9thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Governments: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 21stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22ndLowest Crime Rates: 23rdMost Subsidized Industry: 25thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 48thMost Efficient Economies: 76thMost Avoided: 79thMost Devout: 85thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 89thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 203rdMost Stationary: 256thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 820thMost Conservative: 978thFattest Citizens: 1,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,253rdLargest Populations: 1,274thSmartest Citizens: 1,421stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,641stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,697thRudest Citizens: 1,817thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,544thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,431stMost Influential: 5,871stMost Authoritarian: 8,007thLargest Retail Industry: 9,145thTop
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Most Developed: 13,174th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, it takes a village to catch a criminal.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Bright Angelian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Johann der Becker's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Bright Angelian beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by Johann der Becker.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.

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