Largest Black Market: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Get Outa Here!!
Johann der Becker
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Bright Angel

Population33.577 billion

CapitalFlagstaff
LeaderJohann der Becker
FaithVeni vidi vici

Currencyzuchs
Animalred bearded woodchuck

The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.577 billion Bright Angelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 41,955 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,249,516 zuchs, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, the government is encouraging violence on television, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 759th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 76,912.51 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 1stHighest Economic Output: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 5thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 20thLargest Governments: 22ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26thLowest Crime Rates: 26thMost Avoided: 38thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51stMost Efficient Economies: 67thMost Devout: 82ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rdHighest Poor Incomes: 109thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 151stHighest Average Tax Rates: 218thMost Stationary: 264thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 363rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 759thFattest Citizens: 995thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,233rdLargest Populations: 1,313thMost Conservative: 1,317thSmartest Citizens: 1,558thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,664thRudest Citizens: 2,213thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,791stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,392ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,638thMost Influential: 5,915thMost Authoritarian: 7,824thLargest Retail Industry: 8,689thTop
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Most Developed: 12,355th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the government is encouraging violence on television.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Bright Angel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.

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