Rudest Citizens: 52ndHighest Crime Rates: 60thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th
The Watchful Eyes of
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Population10.65 billion

CapitalWoven Depths
LeaderBridgett Zeroe


The Watchful Eyes of Bridgett is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bridgett Zeroe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.65 billion Bridgett live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woven Depths. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bridgett economy, worth a remarkable 3,183 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 298,957 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bridgett's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Bridgett is ranked 114th in the world and 1st in Karma for Fattest Citizens, with 97.78 Obesity Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 52ndHighest Crime Rates: 60thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70thMost Armed: 75thFattest Citizens: 114thMost Avoided: 117thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 140thLargest Retail Industry: 160thMost Rebellious Youth: 233rdLargest Gambling Industry: 246thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 257thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 511thHighest Disposable Incomes: 657thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 840thLargest Mining Sector: 1,107thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,244thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,324thHighest Drug Use: 1,494thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,888thHighest Average Incomes: 2,330thMost Influential: 2,774thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,250thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,612thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,852ndHighest Economic Output: 5,373rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,318thNudest: 9,469thTop
Most Secular: 14,751stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,983rdLargest Insurance Industry: 16,263rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,314thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,006thMost Efficient Economies: 19,517thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,639thLargest Black Market: 20,728thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,084thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,827thMost Politically Free: 26,117th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the region

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