The Republic of Brexalia is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.939 billion Brexalians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The strong Brexalian economy, worth 443 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,886 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Brexalia in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Brexalia's national religion, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brexalia's national animal is the lion.

Brexalia is ranked 233,254^th in the world and 5^th in The Golden Fields for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.61 law-abiding acts per hour.