The Holy Empire of Brazorra is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ednaldo Pereira VIII with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.919 billion Brazorrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brazorra City. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Brazorran economy, worth 231 trillion Reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,117 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brazorra's national animal is the Sapo-Boi Azul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zueirismo.

Brazorra is ranked 51,170^th in the world and 1,300^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.84 law-abiding acts per hour.