The Union of Federations of Boyarkinskaya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vladislav Viktorovich Ottov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.562 billion Boyarkinskayans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aloburgh-Aprenmol. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Boyarkinskayan economy, worth 121 trillion Boyarsky Rasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 77,566 Boyarsky Rasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boyarkinskaya's national animal is the Manul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Boyarkinskaya is ranked 86,067^th in the world and 264^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 254.24110117448 days.