Highest Poor Incomes: 123rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 196th
The Black Circus of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Loss of language is the loss of world
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Boris Cult

Population8.313 billion

CapitalOsaka
LeaderShōkan
FaithNovgorodian Vorinism

CurrencyCurrency Of Time
AnimalFlowerhorns

The Black Circus of Boris Cult is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shōkan with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.313 billion Borisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaka. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Borisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,124 trillion Currency Of Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 496,167 Currency Of Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boris Cult's national animal is the Flowerhorns, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Novgorodian Vorinism.

Boris Cult is ranked 296,733rd in the world and 8,743rd in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 0.81297170192 days.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 123rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 281stLargest Information Technology Sector: 428thHighest Average Incomes: 470thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 556thMost Patriotic: 623rdMost Secular: 631stMost Valuable International Artwork: 653rdLargest Black Market: 660thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 717thMost Scientifically Advanced: 900thMost Armed: 964thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,402ndLargest Governments: 1,736thLowest Crime Rates: 1,785thMost Developed: 2,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,159thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,209thSmartest Citizens: 2,411thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,536thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,885thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,524thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,768thHealthiest Citizens: 6,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,040thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,542ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,316thLargest Retail Industry: 8,504thMost Authoritarian: 9,529thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,548thMost Conservative: 11,764thLargest Mining Sector: 13,332ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,076thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,371stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,963rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,116thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,514th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 148th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 183rd in the regionMost Influential: 373rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 504th in the regionMost Conservative: 712th in the regionMost Income Equality: 807th in the regionLargest Populations: 874th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boris Cult's influence in Suspicious rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Boris Cult relocated from The Brotherhood of Malice to Suspicious.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Shōkan to cartoon bears.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.

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