Population | 8.313 billion |
Capital | Osaka |
Leader | Shōkan |
Faith | Novgorodian Vorinism |
Currency | Currency Of Time |
Animal | Flowerhorns |
The Black Circus of Boris Cult is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shōkan with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.313 billion Borisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaka. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Borisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,124 trillion Currency Of Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 496,167 Currency Of Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boris Cult's national animal is the Flowerhorns, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Novgorodian Vorinism.
Boris Cult is ranked 296,733rd in the world and 8,743rd in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 0.81297170192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Boris Cult's influence in Suspicious rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Boris Cult relocated from The Brotherhood of Malice to Suspicious.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Shōkan to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
- : Following new legislation in Boris Cult, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.