Largest Welfare Programs: 5,567thBest Weather: 8,572ndSafest: 9,449th
The Protectorate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Where there is will, there is victory
Juan Biden
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Boricuolandia

Population15.331 billion

CapitalSan Juan de Boricuolandia
LeaderJuan Biden

CurrencyBorinquen
AnimalCoqui Frog

The Protectorate of Boricuolandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Juan Biden with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.331 billion Boricuolandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Juan de Boricuolandia. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Boricuolandian economy, worth 967 trillion Borinquens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,082 Borinquens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love San Juan De Boricuolandia" t-shirts, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boricuolandia's national animal is the Coqui Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boricuolandia is ranked 5,567th in the world and 1st in Gayland for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,434.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,567thBest Weather: 8,572ndSafest: 9,449thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,148thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,706thMost Pacifist: 12,176thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,353rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,505thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,135thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,489thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,119thMost Inclusive: 18,336thHighest Food Quality: 18,444thNicest Citizens: 18,557thLargest Populations: 19,387thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,923rdSmartest Citizens: 20,541stHealthiest Citizens: 20,593rdMost Cultured: 20,661stHighest Economic Output: 22,267thMost Secular: 22,828th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boricuolandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Boricuolandia's influence in Gayland fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Boricuolandia's influence in Gayland rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Boricuolandia's influence in Gayland fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Boricuolandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Boricuolandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Boricuolandia's influence in Gayland rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Boricuolandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Boricuolandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Boricuolandia's influence in Gayland fell from "Superpower" to "Power".

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