Safest: 910thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,170thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,247th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Every Man for Himself unless I kill him first
Mr Boods
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population15.197 billion

CapitalBoods City
LeaderMr Boods


The Kingdom of Boods is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mr Boods with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.197 billion Boodlets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boods City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.3%.

The all-consuming Boodsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,416 trillion boods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 159,029 boods, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Boods's national animal is the boods, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Boods is ranked 216,785th in the world and 6,304th in Osiris for Most Income Equality, scoring 10.27 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Safest: 910thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,170thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,247thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,368thLowest Crime Rates: 2,476thTop
Most Primitive: 3,596thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,793rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,808thLargest Mining Sector: 4,028thFattest Citizens: 5,011thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,948thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,566thHighest Economic Output: 7,562ndMost Conservative: 8,143rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,704thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,469thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,966thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,828thLargest Governments: 11,891stHighest Average Incomes: 13,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,602ndTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,767thMost Patriotic: 13,821stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,076thMost Authoritarian: 15,007thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,451stLargest Populations: 19,393rdMost Corrupt Governments: 25,115th
Safest: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 58th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionMost Primitive: 171st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 223rd in the regionMost Conservative: 241st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 273rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 301st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 303rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 339th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 453rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 458th in the regionLargest Populations: 465th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 484th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 525th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 544th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 578th in the regionLargest Governments: 617th in the regionMost Patriotic: 649th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 671st in the regionMost Extreme: 689th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 694th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Boods was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Boods's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Boods was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Safest, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Most Ignorant Citizens, and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Boods's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Boods created a custom banner.
  • : Boods altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Boods, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears.
  • : Boods was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Boods ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Boods was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.