Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35thLargest Insurance Industry: 37thMost Corrupt Governments: 55th
The United Economic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
When all else fails, there's always money
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Boloshniya

Population25.524 billion

CapitalArmyantinov
LeaderAdolf Stalin
FaithAlmighty Bruble

Currencybruble
Animalarmy ant

The United Economic Republic of Boloshniya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Adolf Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.524 billion Boloshniyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armyantinov. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Boloshniyan economy, worth an astonishing 12,166 trillion brubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 476,653 brubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,657,344 per year while the poor average 42,685, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, bilingual Boloshniyans are viewed with suspicion, and citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Boloshniya's national animal is the army ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Almighty Bruble.

Boloshniya is ranked 259,632nd in the world and 7,241st in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 0.17 quips per hour.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35thLargest Insurance Industry: 37thMost Corrupt Governments: 55thLargest Mining Sector: 78thMost Avoided: 89thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stMost Primitive: 107thMost Ignorant Citizens: 108thHighest Disposable Incomes: 142ndLargest Retail Industry: 145thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 263rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 296thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 309thHighest Economic Output: 410thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 455thHighest Average Incomes: 470thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 512thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 527thFattest Citizens: 641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,010thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,130thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,278thMost Patriotic: 2,016thRudest Citizens: 2,199thLowest Crime Rates: 2,307thMost Devout: 2,332ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,630thLargest Governments: 2,710thMost Efficient Economies: 3,078thLargest Populations: 5,039thNudest: 7,125thMost Conservative: 7,845thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,618thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,143rdMost Influential: 16,208thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,766thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,761stMost Authoritarian: 20,175thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,321st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionFattest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 48th in the regionMost Patriotic: 65th in the regionLargest Black Market: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 78th in the regionRudest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionMost Stationary: 146th in the regionNudest: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 209th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 279th in the regionMost Influential: 296th in the regionMost Conservative: 326th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 440th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 540th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 634th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, bilingual Boloshniyans are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Boloshniya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Boloshniya, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.

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