The United Economic Republic of Boloshniya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Adolf Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.524 billion Boloshniyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armyantinov. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Boloshniyan economy, worth an astonishing 12,166 trillion brubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 476,653 brubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,657,344 per year while the poor average 42,685, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, bilingual Boloshniyans are viewed with suspicion, and citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Boloshniya's national animal is the army ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Almighty Bruble.

Boloshniya is ranked 259,632^nd in the world and 7,241^st in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 0.17 quips per hour.