The Socialist State of BMoss is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Mosley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 16.307 billion BMossians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mossopoly. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BMossian economy, worth a remarkable 5,052 trillion Moss Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 309,823 Moss Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, military spending is on the increase, and libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments. Crime is totally unknown. BMoss's national animal is the Jabberwock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

BMoss is ranked 8,505^th in the world and 2^nd in United Nations of Atlantic for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,681.13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.