The Constitutional Democracy of Blukadomorethezek is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.305 billion Blukadomorethezekians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The very strong Blukadomorethezekian economy, worth 443 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,448 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,867 per year while the poor average 6,116, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Blukadomorethezek's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Blukadomorethezek is ranked 246,413^th in the world and 1^st in Better Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.12 law-abiding acts per hour.