The Republic of Bluejack is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.417 billion Bluejackians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bluejackian economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Woodchip Exports industry. Average income is an amazing 252,816 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,397,802 per year while the poor average 23,059, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Bluejack City, it's hunting season on loan sharks, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bluejack's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bluejack is ranked 160,088^th in the world and 12^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Highest Poor Incomes, with 23,059.53 Standard Monetary Units.