The Baseplates of Bloxian Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prezident Bakon with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.617 billion Ro-Bloxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloxberg. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bloxian Islandsian economy, worth 194 trillion Robuxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,180 Robuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloxian Islands's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Random.

Bloxian Islands is ranked 199,565^th in the world and 6,179^th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.99 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.