Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,078thMost Influential: 1,694thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,661st
The Civil War of
Democratic Socialists
Overlord Blahdo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.613 billion

LeaderOverlord Blahdo


The Civil War of Blobon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Overlord Blahdo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.613 billion Blobonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Globazar. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blobonian economy, worth 632 trillion Plorts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 174,999 Plorts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, and citizens have never heard foreign radio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blobon's national animal is the Quk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alba.

Blobon is ranked 249,418th in the world and 9,464th in The East Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -10.2 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,078thMost Influential: 1,694thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,661stMost Inclusive: 4,794thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,248thHighest Food Quality: 6,025thNicest Citizens: 6,143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,525thMost Cultured: 6,829thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,062ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,206thLargest Governments: 7,213thMost Developed: 7,954thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,291stMost Efficient Economies: 8,725thLowest Crime Rates: 9,248thSmartest Citizens: 9,842ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,888thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,428thHighest Average Incomes: 10,709thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,777thMost Patriotic: 11,257thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,269thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,724thLargest Retail Industry: 11,780thTop
Best Weather: 14,514thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,890thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,918thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,034thHealthiest Citizens: 16,325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,925thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,024thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,610thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,652ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,650th
Most Influential: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 116th in the regionMost Inclusive: 158th in the regionMost Cultured: 174th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 176th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 177th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rd in the regionLargest Governments: 205th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 205th in the regionNicest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 233rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 233rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 238th in the regionMost Developed: 243rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 260th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 262nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 290th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 299th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 299th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 316th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 317th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 334th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 345th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 366th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 407th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 409th in the regionBest Weather: 446th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 463rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 495th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 505th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 671st in the regionMost Secular: 857th in the region

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