Most Valuable International Artwork: 525thMost Pacifist: 1,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,959th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
blob it all, but not the biscuits
Agent Biscutt
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Blobian

Population9.593 billion

CapitalBlobia
LeaderAgent Biscutt
FaithBlob

Currencyblobin
Animalblob

The Empire of Blobian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Agent Biscutt with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.593 billion Blobians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobia. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobian economy, worth a remarkable 1,743 trillion blobins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 181,744 blobins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobian's national animal is the blob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blob.

Blobian is ranked 52,950th in the world and 1st in The Blobian Empire for Most Stationary, with 836.73056171432 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 525thMost Pacifist: 1,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,959thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,624thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,206thSafest: 3,323rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,436thMost Developed: 3,549thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,877thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,932ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,189thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,294thHealthiest Citizens: 4,371stLargest Governments: 4,440thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,708thSmartest Citizens: 4,800thBest Weather: 4,960thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,015thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,294thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,113thNicest Citizens: 6,276thHighest Food Quality: 7,131stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,250thMost Cultured: 7,289thMost Income Equality: 8,303rdMost Inclusive: 8,532ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,811thMost Efficient Economies: 11,739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,466thHighest Average Incomes: 13,333rdHighest Economic Output: 14,834thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,522ndMost Devout: 22,134th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blobian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Blobian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Blobian, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Blobian was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Blobian, animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobian, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobian, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobian, they say that Blobians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobian, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Blobian, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.

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