Most Devout: 3,917thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,341st
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Blessed Hyrkania

Population709 million



The Glorious People's Utopia of Blessed Hyrkania is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 709 million Hyrkanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asratu. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blessed Hyrkanian economy, worth 81.2 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,546 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blessed Hyrkania's national animal is the Goshawk.

Blessed Hyrkania is ranked 115,954th in the world and 5th in 1st Epitome United for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,231.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 3,917thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,341stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,586thNudest: 7,578thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,375thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,783rdMost Authoritarian: 10,345thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 15,297thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,139thLargest Black Market: 19,781stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,989thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,705thMost Conservative: 21,975thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,349th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

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