Population | 27.277 billion |
Capital | Capital Heights |
Leader | the Governor |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Bleasdale Valley is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.277 billion Bleasdale Valleyites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.
The thriving Bleasdale Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,918 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 149,435 per year while the poor average 12,412, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.
The tenet of free speech is held dear, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Bleasdale Valley has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Bleasdale Valley in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bleasdale Valley's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Bleasdale Valley is ranked 16,765th in the world and 5th in Naypyidaw for Most Stationary, with 1,730.0433024938 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bleasdale Valley's influence in Naypyidaw rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Bleasdale Valley's influence in Naypyidaw fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Bleasdale Valley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Bleasdale Valley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Bleasdale Valley's influence in Naypyidaw rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Bleasdale Valley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Bleasdale Valley's influence in Naypyidaw fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Bleasdale Valley's influence in Naypyidaw rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Bleasdale Valley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Bleasdale Valley's influence in Naypyidaw fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".