Largest Retail Industry: 3,519thRudest Citizens: 4,268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,814th
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Ble Wilestangad Islands

Population841 million

CapitalFree Land


The Federation of Ble Wilestangad Islands is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 841 million Ble Islandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Land. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ble Wilestangad Islandsian economy, worth 112 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 133,879 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and Ble Islandians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ble Wilestangad Islands's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ble Wilestangad Islands is ranked 10,194th in the world and 314th in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,836.89 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 3,519thRudest Citizens: 4,268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,814thFattest Citizens: 5,474thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,281stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,458thMost Secular: 9,751stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,194thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,981stMost Efficient Economies: 16,990thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,108thHighest Average Incomes: 18,961stMost Politically Free: 19,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,318thLargest Mining Sector: 20,739thMost Inclusive: 21,793rdHighest Poor Incomes: 22,864thMost Developed: 23,119thSmartest Citizens: 23,142ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,116th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 154th in the regionRudest Citizens: 179th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 263rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 300th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 314th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 338th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 358th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 471st in the regionMost Secular: 478th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 658th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 721st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 768th in the region

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