Most Patriotic: 481stLargest Agricultural Sector: 623rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,751st
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Evil has no limit
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Blanzshia

Population6.747 billion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDodo

The Republic of Blanzshia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.747 billion Blanzshians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 18.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blanzshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,416 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Blanzshia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Blanzshian Embarrassments, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, and former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blanzshia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blanzshia is ranked 39,819th in the world and 13th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13745342712 days.

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Most Patriotic: 481stLargest Agricultural Sector: 623rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,751stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,876thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,287thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,376thMost Devout: 2,417thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,700thHealthiest Citizens: 3,763rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,862ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,099thBest Weather: 4,788thLowest Crime Rates: 4,873rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,039thHighest Average Incomes: 6,574thLargest Mining Sector: 8,047thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,396thLargest Black Market: 8,511thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,783rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,364thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,738thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,806thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,965thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,884thSmartest Citizens: 21,772ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,028thMost Influential: 23,882ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,671stLargest Governments: 27,168th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 8th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blanzshia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Blanzshian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, the Blanzshia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.

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