Population | 6.747 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Blanzshia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.747 billion Blanzshians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 18.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Blanzshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,416 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The Blanzshia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Blanzshian Embarrassments, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, and former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blanzshia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Blanzshia is ranked 39,819th in the world and 13th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13745342712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blanzshia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
- : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
- : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Blanzshian Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, the Blanzshia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
- : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in Blanzshia, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.