Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,620thMost Influential: 2,423rdBest Weather: 4,980th
The Matriarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Let's see the world burn
Isabella Lilith Mortacettem
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.348 billion

LeaderIsabella Lilith Mortacettem


The Matriarchy of Blancemon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Isabella Lilith Mortacettem with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 1.348 billion Blancemonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mutaporis. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blancemonies economy, worth 212 trillion Ignises a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,495 Ignises, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blancemon's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blancemon is ranked 264,061st in the world and 11,149th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.64 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,620thMost Influential: 2,423rdTop
Best Weather: 4,980thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,614thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,033rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,282ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,228thMost Inclusive: 7,291stMost Developed: 7,342ndHighest Food Quality: 7,812thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,794thSmartest Citizens: 8,983rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,103rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,208thMost Secular: 9,862ndMost Cultured: 10,687thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,943rdLargest Governments: 11,215thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,408thLowest Crime Rates: 12,600thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,859thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,678thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,254thMost Efficient Economies: 19,245thLargest Black Market: 19,524thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,238thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,915thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,620thMost Income Equality: 23,793rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,306th
Largest Publishing Industry: 148th in the regionBest Weather: 160th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 203rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 216th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 220th in the regionMost Developed: 231st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionMost Inclusive: 247th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 252nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 257th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 258th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 295th in the regionMost Secular: 308th in the regionMost Cultured: 320th in the regionLargest Governments: 322nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 333rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 337th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 352nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 355th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 370th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 374th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 382nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 481st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 485th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 512th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 517th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 604th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 810th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 823rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 855th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,002nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,115th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,139th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blancemon, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Blancemon, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
  • : Following new legislation in Blancemon, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Blancemon, trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with.
  • : Following new legislation in Blancemon, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Following new legislation in Blancemon, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Blancemon, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Blancemon, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Blancemon, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Blancemon, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Blancemonians.


World Assembly

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