The Matriarchy of Blancemon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Isabella Lilith Mortacettem with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 1.348 billion Blancemonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mutaporis. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blancemonies economy, worth 212 trillion Ignises a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,495 Ignises, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trade ministers have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blancemon's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blancemon is ranked 264,061^st in the world and 11,149^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.64 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.