Population | 10.891 billion |
Capital | Tampa Bay |
Leader | Blake Snell |
Currency | Strikeout |
Animal | Baseball |
The San Diego Padre of Blake Snell is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Blake Snell with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.891 billion Blake Snellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tampa Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Blake Snellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion Strikeouts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,874 Strikeouts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,410 per year while the poor average 33,752, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.
The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Blake Snell. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blake Snell's national animal is the Baseball, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Blake Snell is ranked 50,661st in the world and 720th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 888.92552830952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blake Snell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Blake Snell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Blake Snell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Blake Snell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
- : Blake Snell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Blake Snell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Blake Snell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Blake Snell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Blake Snell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Blake Snell was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.