The Communitty of Bitty Kitty is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.2 billion Kittans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mollywood. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kittish economy, worth 596 trillion Sardines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 72,688 Sardines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bitty Kitty's national animal is the Itty Bitty Black Kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bitty Kitty is ranked 149,711^th in the world and 215^th in Karma for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 82,890 Standard Monetary Units.