Most Armed: 8,447thMost Devout: 12,283rd
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Bilbo Baggers

Population1.447 billion


The Republic of Bilbo Baggers is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.447 billion Bilbo Baggersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.3%.

The Bilbo Baggersian economy, worth 63.1 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 43,608 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bilbo Baggers's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bilbo Baggers is ranked 168,268th in the world and 1,736th in Devide by Zero for Most Politically Free, scoring 22.83 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Armed: 8,447thTop
Most Devout: 12,283rd
Most Devout: 9th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 100th in the region

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