Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 195thHighest Economic Output: 244thLargest Populations: 388th
The Satanic Empire of
Libertarian Police State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Influence
Eminence Grise
Belial
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Big Jim P

Population38.631 billion

CapitalBig Jim P City
LeaderLord Jim the Dark
FaithSatanism

CurrencyBhaal
AnimalBlack Goat of the Wood

The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.631 billion Big Jim Pians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 13,112 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,420 Bhaals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 148,089th in the world and 47th in Hell for Most Extreme, scoring 14.44 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 195thHighest Economic Output: 244thLargest Populations: 388thHighest Disposable Incomes: 452ndLargest Mining Sector: 481stLargest Agricultural Sector: 637thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 724thLargest Gambling Industry: 740thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 953rdFattest Citizens: 1,065thHighest Average Incomes: 1,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,657thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,711thMost Efficient Economies: 1,898thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,910thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,182ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,185thLargest Black Market: 2,239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,285thMost Influential: 2,426thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,523rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,570thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,586thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,715thMost Avoided: 2,952ndRudest Citizens: 3,060thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,214thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,414thSmartest Citizens: 3,931stLargest Retail Industry: 5,144thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,655thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,207thLargest Governments: 6,748thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,684thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,802ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,785thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,916thTop
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Most Armed: 12,341stMost Secular: 15,785thLowest Crime Rates: 16,123rd
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Big Jim P was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Libertarian Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Big Jim P, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Big Jim P was endorsed by The Principality of Demonos.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Big Jim P was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Big Jim P was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Big Jim P was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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